The Roast of WrestleMania
The Roast of WrestleMania took place on April 20th, 2025 at the BleauLive Theater in Fontainebleau Las Vegas. This non-televised, two-hour comedy event was hosted by Tony Hinchcliffe following WrestleMania 41. Nia Jax was one of the speakers and here is a transcript of what she had to say from a leaked audio file…
“In all honesty, Rey Mysterio is the man. I mean, you are a legend when your mask has a retirement plan, right? So let’s all hand it to Rey because he can’t reach.
You know what? Throughout the years that I’ve been here, I’ve seen a lot of people come and go, including me. But you know what? The biggest comeback story we’re going to get to is Cody Rhodes. Am I right? Cody said he didn’t want to live in his father’s shadow. So then he painted it gold, made it into a shrine, slapped a neck tattoo on it, and he sold it for merch. He didn’t just finish the story. He’s just been carrying on a Netflix series that we can’t stand. To be honest, though, Cody Rhodes reminds me of a slimy politician. That guy would gag on a hairy nut sack if it means he would get a push. And in all honesty, Cody, you’re no Roman Reigns. Cody, they only call you when Roman is doing something more interesting.
Speaking of gagging, I would like to highlight Michael Cole. He’s not here tonight. Give it up for Michael Cole, everybody. He has been a voice of WWE for 25 years. Incredible. That’s as old as Tiffany Stratton. And nobody ever asked him to speak. But now, his best friend, Pat McAfee, he’s been gagging on Pat McAfee’s balls so hard. Am I right? That’s why Pat’s eyes are so relaxed. He’s been gagging so hard on Pat’s balls, he doesn’t need a headset. He needs a leash and a safe word.